Hancock the Movie

This looks interesting. Plus I have never seen a Will Smith movie I didn’t like.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/23/new-hancock-movie-trailer-from-american-idol/

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked:
“How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

The lecturer replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.”
“If I hold it for a minute, that’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you’ll have to call an ambulance.”

“In each case it’s the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.”

He continued, “And that’s the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won’t be able to carry on.”

“Whatever burdens you’re carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can. Relax; pick them up later after you’ve rested. Life is short. Enjoy!”

And then he shared some ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

1 Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue

2 Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

3 Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

4 Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

5 If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

7 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8 Never buy a car you can’t push.

9 Never put both feet in your mouth
at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

10 Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

14 Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

15 You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

16 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

17 We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

9/11 The Real Story???

I came across this on youtube today.  I have to say that I really don’t know what to think about the whole situation.  I am not one to be a conspiracy theorist however they do make a good case for themselves.

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_E4N5…

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECMJ2L…

Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSW1x_…

Part 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeSDOb…

Can you say Screwed????

Check out this article: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/10/girl.fights/index.html

I mean honestly people, HONESTLY how stupid do you have to be to 1. beat somebody unconcious and wait for them to wake up to continue beating them, 2. beat them so badly they have to be taken to the hospital, 3. Video tape the entire thing to post on the internet.

How freaking stupid are these people???  Sometimes I feel like the younger generation is getting stupider and stupider.  They never think ahead, and are constantly acting just on impulse.   I can’t believe that no one stopped to say “Wait, um, she is knocked out, this could get serious”.  It is truly despicable the way the younger generation is turning out.  I know they will not get the max penalty of life in prison, but I really hope they get a good amount, none of this probation shit.  The girl has hearing and vision loss for crying out loud, they all need to serve jail time and then maybe they will learn to stop and think about their actions before they do them.

BTW, yes I have added a new Category called “Stupid People”.  Anything I plan on posting regarding truly stupid people will go here…. Damn now I need to recategorized my ex-wifey postings to this…. HA!!!